Ode to Conan

My heart is heavy
I'm feeling irate
Who will I watch now
when I'm staying up late?!

Your carrot red hair
makes me pine for your touch
I'd like you to take me
on a date out to lunch.

Move back to New York
you can live here with me
my bed is quite large
your satisfaction, I guarantee ;)

I have to restrain
the urge to remove my pants
whenever I witness
your sexy string dance

For now I will mourn
the loss of your show
Jay Leno can suck it
his new show will blow.